Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Election 2010

OK, so I’m seeing a lot of commentary on last night’s election results. Now I understand that I have friends on both sides of the isle. Many of you have asked me for my take on the current political situation so here’s a few off the cuff thoughts from yours truly:

Marco Rubio: Here in Flawda’ we’ve just about had enough of the Uber tanned RINO Charlie Crist. South FL may lean over to the pro-illegal immigration democratic side but the majority of Sunshine Staters are inherently conservative, rural minded, family types. As I watched Marco Rubio stomp the dog squeeze put of Senor Crist last night and give his acceptance speech a couple of things stuck with me. First and foremost was the noticeable lack of TelePrompters on the stage. Marco don’t need no stinkin’ dummy boards to convey his conservative ideals. They are simple, they are understandable. If you get confused just reference the Constitution; it’s that simple. Secondly was his statement that the people did not, in fact, vote FOR Republicans, they voted AGAINST Democrats. The stupid party will forget that salient point at their own peril.

Harry Reid: So I see Harry Reid nudged out Sharron Angle in Nevada and immediately began to call on republicans to “compromise” with democrats. Yep, we’ll compromise with you just like you did with us on ObamaCare, Stimulus, and sundry other major legislative issues over the last 2 years…

The "Tea Party": Now a quick aside to the new “conservatives” in office: as Mr. Rubio said, we didn’t vote for you, we voted the other bums out. You have exactly 2 years to jump back on the limited government bandwagon of Newt Gingrich in ’94. If you go back to your usual RINO big spending milque toast ways we’ll send your sorry asses back home, too. The Tea Party is not a “party” at all. We’re a grass roots band of run-of-the-mill conservative producers, who are tired of the moochers being fed the fruits of our labor by the looters. We hold no allegiance to (small r) republicans or anyone else. Cut spending NOW. Cut pork barrel projects NOW. Extend current tax rates NOW (BTW, they are not “Bush” tax cuts. Bush happened to be holding the keys to the Kingdom when they were passed).

I also see that Alan Grayson “Republicans want you to die early” was sent home with his tail between his legs; good. Why don’t you and Cathy Castor sit around and read passages from Trotsky and Marx together over the smoldering campfire of lost jobs in Florida. You’re lucky we didn’t tar and feather your big government ass just for measure.

In lighter news, Lt. Col. Allen West wins in FL’s 22nd district. Good on ya sir. The thought of a John Bolton/ Allen West Presidential ticket in 2012 gives me a stirrin’ in my loins. Just saying.

And the Coup d’état is this little jewel: ACORN Files for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy

LOL. Talk about “The Chickens Coning Home to Roost”. So how’s that voter fraud/ Chicago style politics/ SEIU/ Black Panther Thug-at the polling place thing working out for you, anyway?

That is all.

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